What time are you starting this?: 12:04am
Name?: lisa jeannette osborne
Nicknames?: Peanut, Pudge, Cuddles, Emo_Spork, Sparkles, Half-Pint, Small Fry, Kempten, LJ, Lis, Munchkin, Monkey, Curly-Q, Loving_Memories, Kara, Kiki
Date of birth?: 12/27/1988
Sex?: female
Height?: 5’7”
Eye color?: hazel
Where were you born?: St. Joseph’s Hospital Flint Michigan to get technical on ya!
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 16
Pets?: 5 birds, three cats, and one HUGE dog
Hair color?: dirty dishwater blonde
Piercings?: ears, lip
Town you live in?: Davison, Michigan
Favorite foods?: Anything Italian, or Chinese
Ever been to Africa?: No
Been toilet papering?: Oh Hell Yeah!
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Yep.
Been in a car accident?: Yep.
Croutons or bacon bits?: On salad? Neither! But Croutons are good dipped in Italian dressing. And bacon bits are good to munch on.
Favorite day of the week?: Wednesday
Favorite restaurant: O.O umm…does The Ugly Mug count as a restaurant…
Favorite flower?: Columbines
Favorite sport to watch?: HOCKEY!!
Favorite drink?: >.>; that I can legally have…Carmel Explosions
Favorite ice cream flavor?: moose tracks
Warner Bros. or Disney?: both
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Wendy’s
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Uh…I think it WAS white….then I decided to be ‘artistic’ and try and paint my room…
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: …I haven’t taken mine yet…I was lazy and didn’t get the hours I needed.
Whom did you get your last email from?: Kris!
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Hot Topic, Campus Den, Famous Footwear, but mostly Hot Topic!
What do you do most often when you are bored?: Get online, write, read… go outside and lay in the snow for an hour…
Most annoying thing to say to me?: ….Dude who are you?
Bedtime?: before the alarm clock goes off. Be it 5 hours or 5 minutes.
Favorite TV show?: Currently? Project Runway Season II
Last person you went out to dinner with?: ….Dinner dinner? Erica. But just dinner…Jess.
Been out of country?: For a whole FIVE seconds.
Believe in magick?: Undoubtedly
Ford or Chevy?: Why on EARTH would I want a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge, I like Chevy baby!
What are you listening to right now?: Greenday- Jesus of Suburbia
Have you ever failed a grade?: …grade grade no
If you have, what grade did you fail?: …I DID fail headstart though…
Do you have a crush on someone?: not currently
Do you have a bf/gf?: no
What is their name?: Danni
How long have you been together?: 50 billion years
What are you wearing right now?: preppy jeans, my jersey tee and Hane’s socks.
Would you have sex before marriage?: who all’s gonna see this? >.>;
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: sadly…yes
Are you a virgin?: WHO will see this?!
Do you smoke?: No.
Do you drink?: Now and again
Are you ghetto?: gods no
Are you a player?: Fuck you!
What are your favorite color?: black, neon green, and oddly pink
What is your favorite animal?: Kitty!
Do you have any birthmarks?: yes, I have one on my left side, and a rain drop shaped one on- wait, I’m not telling you people about that one
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: Yes, and Carman-Ainsworth has the bashed in locker doors to prove it.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Vanessa
Have you ever been slapped?: Oh yeah.
Do you get online a lot?: only every time I turn on my computer. Thank you Comcast!
Are you shy or outgoing?: …outgoingly shy
Do you shower?: Yes.
Do you hate school?: no, just my principal
Do you have a social life?: no -sniffle-
How easily do you trust people?: not very
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Actually…no
Would you ever sky dive?: In a heartbeat!
Do you like to dance?: when there aren’t witnesses
Have you ever been out of state?: yes
Do you like to travel?: not by train or bus
Have you ever been expelled from school?: yes
Have you ever been suspended from school?: quite a bit
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: GODS YES!!
Are you spoiled?: a bit
Are you a brat?: … not really
Have you ever been dumped?: Yep. But we weren’t really dating so…
Have you ever gotten high?: Yes.
Do you like snapple?: It’s okay
Do you drink a lot of water?: Yes
What toothpaste do you use?: Crest and Colgate…whichever cheaper when I go shopping
Do you have a cell phone?: Yep.
Do you have a curfew?: Long as I’m home ‘fore the chickens wake up I’m okay.
Who do you look up to: Justin Jury, John Jury, Dana Jury, Peggy Haw-Jury, Trent M., Justin D., Rhen Scura, Angel, Candi, and Mikey
Are you a role model?: for what NOT to be!
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Cedar Point ROCKS dude!
What name brand do you wear the most?:Tripp and Broccoli Gear
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: silver and string, gold is gaudy
What do you want pierced?: other side of my lip, gotta have both fangs
Do you like taking pictures?: Yes, just look in my room! It’s FULL of pictures I’ve taken!
Do you like getting your picture taken?: NO!
Do you have a tan?: Dude, I live in MICHIGAN, our seasons are Winter, Still Winter, Almost Spring, and Reconstruction. Only way to gat a tan here is to fake-n-bake, and I don’t do that.
Do you get annoyed easily?: Yes!
Have you ever started a rumor?: ….no, but if Erica and I get our way…I’ll just shut up now…
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: my own phone…sadly my phone jack is busted.
Do you have your own pool?: if I wanna drag out the portable heaters and get a tent, and get a air-up pool, yes, yes I do.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Boers to briefs but boxer briefs overall
Do you have any siblings?: yes
Have you ever been played?: fuck you
Have you ever played anyone?: fuck you
Do you get along with your parents?: no
How do you vent your anger?: in ‘constructive’ ways
Have you ever ran away?: yes. But then I got cold and went home.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: Nope.
Do you even have a job?: I did. But I quit.
Do you daydream a lot?: More then normal, but I wouldn’t call it a lot
Do you have a lot of ex's?: not a LOT but a significant number, yes.
Do you run your mouth?: about…
What do you want a tattoo of?: Jean (from Outlaw Star)’s star tattoo, and a black and blue bloody rose with ‘Duckie’ scrawled under it in blood
What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing yet
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: Image if Vin Diesel and Heath Ledger had a spawn…like that, only ten times hotter.-rolls eyes-
What does your most recent crush look like?: he looked like -droolgawkdrooldroolgawkdrool-
Whats her/his name?: ****** ****
Have you ever been bitched out?: Daily
Are you rude?: not as rude as most of my friends
What was the last compliment you recieved?: that my growl was attractive…though the guy who said it had to jump over a table to keep from being slaughtered
Do you like getting dirty?: depends.
Are you flexible? More so then you need to know
What is your heritage?: I have no heritage I’m a freaking Heinz 57
What is your lucky number?: 21
What does your hair look like right now?: a train wreck, it hasn’t been combed in three days…not that anyone could tell though.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Easily. I just need the motivation
Describe your looks?: let me finish that diet I was supposed to be on and I’ll get back to ya.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: purple
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Have.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: Have.
When was the last time you were drunk?: Post-Homecoming Game
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends on where the phone is, in relation to where I am and if I feel like getting up to find the phone, and if I do it depends on whether or not I wanna talk to whoever’s calling (I love my caller ID)
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Wouldn’t you like to know
If yes, when was the last time?:
When was the last time you went on a date?: define ‘date’ and I’ll answer you.
Do you look more like your mother or father?: neither. Their both talk and skinny as a stick and I haven’t been like that since the sixth grade.
Do you cry a lot?: Fuck you.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: heh, yeah, mmm, hmm, oooh, okay, yep, uh huh, right, cool!
Are you the romantic type?: hybrid
Have you ever been chased by cops?: chased no. arrested yes but haven’t been chased yet. Keyword there…YET.
What do you like most about your body?: not a damned thing
What do you like least about your body?: everything
When did you have your first crush?: Day I came home from the hospital, by force. I had an arranged marriage! Then he died.
When was the last time you threw up?: about 2 pm
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: neither, guys with unnatural hair colors are best.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: gods no
What about cleavage?: ewwww, I don’t like it on other girls and I REALLY don’t like it on myself!
Is your best friend a virgin?: who’s gonna see thing now?
Have you ever fucked someone up?: By Michigan standards….yeah
Have you ever been fucked up?: Yep. Carman-Ainsworth has the lockers to prove it.
What theme does your room have?: shadows and death…or warm and cozy. All depends on you outlook on things.
What size show do you wear?: Fuck you.
What is your screen name on AIM?: ScuraROX
How are you feeling right now?: annoyed
When was the last time you were at a party?: Ehh…( yeah, it’s been THAT long)
Have you ever given a lapdance?: not while sober….>.>;
Have you ever recieved one?: unwillingly from ‘its’ fag brother.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: hundreds babe, hundreds
What is one of your bad qualilties?: I’m bitchy
What is one of your good qualities?: I’m the enforcer so to speak
Would you marry for money?: like Anna Nicole Smith? Hell no.
What do you drive?: nothing, yet.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: neither
So?: What.
Well?: WHAT!
When was the last time you cried in school?: right before I got suspended by our new principal ( I was first!!! W00t!). They were angry tears.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex? For a small fee….or if I was drunk enough
What kind of music do you like?: anything excluding Rap and religious stuff, excluding Christian ROCK, and only Christian ROCK
Would you ever bungee jump?: Love to
What is your worst fear?: my worst fears already happened.
Would you ever join the army?: Plannin’ on it.
Do you like cows?: Cows are cool.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: go to bed, then get up later on and go bug the hell out of all my friends so they got really pissed at me and then were like ‘dude why was I such a bitch to her today?’ when they found out I died not long after they’d got mad at me.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: Oi!
Do you like to party?: not really
Hearts or broken hearts?: Hearts in jars.
Moons or stars?: glowie stars with sticky tack
Coke or Pepsi?: mixed
Favorite scent?: Greg
Favorite band?: 3DD and Velvet Revolver
Would you ever dye your hair red?: Have. Would again.
How many languages can you speak?: fluently? None. Choppily? Well over 20.
What time are you finishing this?: 12:54 am
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